i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
Beth knew that Helena was after her so she faked her death and moved to the US to join the CIA’s investigation of the DYAD institute. Now she sends Ali little mementos like headbands, new craft scissors, and Sarah Stubbs, who is a trained CIA operative in charge of keeping Alison safe.
Sarah Stubbs as a highly trained field agent gives me LIFE
What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
Anonymous said: When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.
If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head.
That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it. How I Met Your Mother (via saintofsass)