That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it. How I Met Your Mother (via saintofsass)
when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back
Have you ever fell in love and got your heart broken by someone you were never with?
you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors