thecrystalstallion:

Possibly one of my favorite pictures on the Internet
danapiccoli:

Early bday present. Pardon the wrinkles. On the shirt, not me. ;)
*** T-shirt from KimFitFab Etsy Shop

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via orgasm)


4 days ago // 601,055 notes

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

(via pizza)


4 days ago // 630,459 notes
dannitheinfamous:

realslutty:

senorhoudinii:

babe.

💘💘

😩😍

Domestic violence from any gender is not okay, you are a weak piece of shit if you hit your partner because you can’t handle your own anger in a heated argument.


6 days ago // 0 notes

ghostdrama:

i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

(via viva-la-daxter)


1 week ago // 263,329 notes

One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.

Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth" {Hunting Season – 28 copies left}  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via eunioah)


1 week ago // 545,626 notes

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

(Source: yadoking-moved, via koreyann)


1 week ago // 538,426 notes

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via lofththesloth)


1 week ago // 722,888 notes